Geek Techniques

Teenage Mutant Ninja Strawberries

by Kayla Kromer

COWABUNGA! Treat yo’ self! Treat your loves…

You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your mother. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These… turtles.  …by eating their heads!


4 Strawberries
Candymelts in assorted colors :
(green, red, blue, white, violet, chocolate)
*I made violet by mixing white, blue, and red candies
You may want to buy chocolate and white chocolate morsels instead
vegetable or olive oil

small cup
wax paper
microwave or double broiler
knife and cutting board

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*And, as a funny little tribute to one of my favorite things, bootleg toys, I made bootleg turtles with my cooling candy. I also tried cutting off the noses of pointy strawberries. The day of, they looked great. The next day they are weepy with strawberry juices.

This Geek Technique is dedicated to, and was made possible by a donation from, Raphael Phillips ,
@Jehutysan on twitter